Interpretation:
Beware, wild trash cans may attack passersby.
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Don't throw kids in, no matter how tempting.
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Beware, Evel Knieval crossing.
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Sharks evolved into bats, not the other way around!
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Caution: praising zone ahead.
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Things are looking up, Champ.
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Drive campers with caution: watch out for extreme snowmobile gymnasts.
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No ninja hover-bikers allowed.
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Please hand vibrators to children carefully.
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Wear a helmet when riding an invisible bike away from a haunted moped.
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Feed vampire monkeys with your index finger only.
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Beware: do not stand behind hippos with diarrhea.
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Breakdancing totally not prohibited.
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Ladies: if you get it on with a bear in your car at Makeout Point, your dad will shoot him.
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Hold this bar up to the sky and say the magic words to summon the Auto Leprechaun.
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If gravity went upward, people in wheelchairs could ascend stairs faster than walkers.
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Go slow and be careful if you put a deep shaft in your unmarked hole.
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Original sign for Planned Parenthood's Safe Sex initiative.
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Segregation makes puppies and kittens cry.
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If the giant monster attempts to grab your car with its pincers and eat it, activate your vehicle's hovering capabilities.
See, these signs are completely self-explanatory.
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