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I always find myself in awe of the power of non-linguistic symbols to convey meaning in a clear, unambiguous fashion such that any viewer immediately grasps the meaning. Someone designed the signs below, confident their meaning would be absolutely clear from the pictorial representation given.

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Interpretation:
When standing in the red zone, cover your genitals with a towel or else they will catch on fire.



Interpretation:
Attention: If a deformed star hijacks your car and gets in a wreck, call a floating moose for roadside assistance.



Interpretation:
When attempting hovering interspecies breeding with a giant phallus-shaped, tenticled alien, beware of giant drill bits on the ship that might impale you.



Interpretation:
Do not attempt to mount a short colonnade doggie-style.



Interpretation:
Guys -- put it away on the escalator. It belongs between your legs, not in your hands.



Interpretation:
Beware -- pedestrians of all ages may be on illicit substances, dancing in a circle in the middle of the street.

Alternately:
40 Points for running into people on foot.



Interpretation:
If your penis is erect and bends upward, do not sit down to pee. (Really, the janitors hate cleaning the ceiling).



Interpretation:
Find the ski-lift without a chair attached for extra pleasure on the slopes.


See, these signs are completely self-explanatory.

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